Well then, gotta buy those instagram followers to make it seem like I got friends in real life. Oh boy the pain and suffering is not something I feel in my heart every night as I cry, not in my life. It is all but the tears that my best friend "MLG SCRUB FISH DESTROYER 1337" has not replied to me since I bought that friend. Infact no friend that I have purchased has replied to me. But Atleast I have frinedz now. Even if Google says they are not real people.
Now I shall return to google and Google cat haz chezeburger and hope that in my heart he has haz haz HAZ HAZ chezeburg3r.