My gender is a randomized 4-digit number. I’m also genderfluid so this number may change at any time. It is not my responsibility to tell you what my gender is, you should be able to tell by the way I am presenting. I may not always present as my gender, and if you expect me to then you’re just being cisnumeronormative. If you ever misgender me by getting any of my numbers wrong at any time, I WILL NOT hesitate to call you a transdigitphobe. Sometimes my gender is the product of a mathematical algorithm. You think you can get away with not performing a wide range of complex calculations to accurately determine my gender value at any given time? If I see you even REACH for that ****ing calculator, I’ll report you to the thought police, you massive bigot. Oh, you somehow guessed what my number is? It just became five digits. Maybe I’ll throw in a floating-point just to check that you’re paying attention. If you can’t even extend this basic courtesy to me then it’s obvious that you’re a literal Nazi, and you should just, like, not, OK? It just became six digits. You’d better get it right first time, and every time, or I’ll sue you and have you arrested for hate speech. See you in court, Numerophobe.