Octopus things rise up from the water, using their mind control gems that they coincidentally got the Lizardons and Weeaboo Rock Shooters to eat, thus enslaving them. The Octopus things declare war upon land dwelling Graalians for their oil, and constant pillaging of their deactivated nukes and water pendants. Using the captives as capable manpower. Realizing the potential of extinction, Ziplock, a man of magic (Look at his sick hat and tell me that doesnt just make sense.) and mylar balloons, teleports to our dimension and takes many, many years to figure out how to create two portals that can teleport heroic Graalians to the frontlines of the two great battles in an effort to take back his own GraalOnline iClassic. Eventually I assume, the Graalians that Ziplock con into fighting his battle ravage enough of the opposition and say "Hey u wierd octopuses, heres ur gems back get lost noobs!" The end.