My name is Samael (the angel of death) Graal.
Pay strict attention to what I say
because I choose my words carefully
and I never repeat myself.
I've told you my name. That's the "who."
The "where" could most readily
be described as a forum prison cell.
But there's a vast difference
between being stuck in a tiny forum cell
and being in a forum prison.
The "what" is easy.
A while back I planned and set in motion
events to execute the perfect forum troll.
That's also the "when. "
As for the "why,"
beyond the obvious trolling motivation,
it's exceedingly simple.
Because I can.
Which leaves us only with the "how. "
And therein, as the Bard would tell us,
lies the rub. Hi PC players and sparers