At least it wasn't like,
"He then came closer to my ear. Slowly and gently, he put his mouth by it. With a soft warm blow, he said, "Come here, and we'll survive." He got me by my hand and looked away from the table. With a passionate force on my hand, he rushed out, taking me with him. That moment we ran away from the chaos, was the moment I fell in love."

That could have killed me.
Wait..