I would be quite angry if my Counter-****post headquarters burnt down due to a hooligan setting wildfires in the mountains.

And... Jeffery = King of Rp?

Sincerely,

Commander of the Counter-****post Taskforce, Northern Graal City, Graal Police Department
Perseus A. N. T. I. *. *. *. *. Post

(My parents couldn't pick a middle name.)