When I first went to pyrite bay I didn't know the pyrites were NPC's because they would say "Stop!" xD So genius me tried talking to the pyrites in public chat thinking they were players, so my response was: "Stop what?" Long story short I tried starting a conversation with them xD...
This second one isn't such a noob story, but I had to leave my iPod to get some food and my pet parrot at the time Echo (His sadly no longer with us...) he hopped on my iPod and managed to get up someones account on graal and send them a message of random letters but because of auto check it ended up saying a lot of random stuff, as soon as I saw him with my iPod he ran off with my iPod and sent the message.... I can't fully remember what it was but I know there was love somewhere in the auto check kayos >~< So because of that I ended up with a stalker who would sent me creepy stuff. I blocked them and it stopped, but the sad thing was the person didn't believe me when I said it was my pet parrot who sent the message XD It sounds pretty unbelievable, but I have had it happen a number of times, I just didn't end up with a stalker. My current parrot Cherry has sent people messages before, it's mainly babble because she is tapping my iPhones keyboard because she likes the sound it makes