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>Final pre-primary debate
>Moderator starts with "Senator Cruz..."
>HOLD IT YOU DUMMIES
>Trump pulls out a folder
>Cruz looks shocked
>He pulls out a piece of paper
>Its Cruz's birth certificate in all of its Canadian glory.
>Cruz begins to visibly sweat.
>"I believe it was my turn to talk Eh Donald."
>Trump say "what was that Rafael"
>This gets Jebs attention because that is his favorite ninja turtles name.
>Trump pulls out another piece of paper from the folder.
>its a picture of five year old cruz getting a pet moose for his birthday
>Cruz sweats more but the crowd quickly realize that he is sweating out Molson.
>Trump is now going in for the kill.
>He reaches under his podium and pulls out a golden trophy with a broom on it.
>Cruz immediately recognizes it as the trophy he won on his high school curling team.
>Cruz says " You're from New York and you represent "New York Values" and that's not what the Republican party is aboot."
>Cruz realise his mistake but its too late.
>He runs out and is not seen for the rest of the debate
>The next day Cruz is found face down in a bath tub full of maple syrup with is wrists cut.
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that was freaking glorious