Posted by Unisus

Hehehe-yaaaw! A cute black guy playing sex with his eyes! Ooch! *grabs the arrow in his chest* Go suck a big fat black ****, 'cause I don't care!

It's called the axial precession; look it up, sweetheart! Those superficial models aren't gonna save your body.



Divide 25,771 by 12, the number of the zodiac surrounding the solar system. Wadda ya get?

2,147 years

You can't stop the apocalypse from happening anymore than you can rewrite history—or change the composition of the stars. Just sit back and watch it happen