Things to live by (well at least things I live by):
Everyone is a butt and there's nothing you can do about it. If you actually manage to find someone that by some miracle isn't a butt, keep them on your "people I don't hate" list and treasure them. Otherwise, might as well have some fun with it rather than let the butts get to you.
There aren't very many people on my "people I don't hate" list. I just tolerate everyone else
(i.e. I hate everyone unless they give me a reason not to)
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