We've all ridden along the railroad, but how much do you know about the creators of these metal things?
We conducted an interview on the following: Gnorlax mc cheesebone
What do you most like about the railraods?
"Well i like that i built them, i know graalians wouldn't be able to, what a bunch of noobs."
Why did it take so long?
"I'd like to see you build them you noobs."
What did you do in your spare time?
"I did stuff in the bedroom, not much, since our rooms were made of mud and- well more mud. I did what any other male would do."
How many people died?
"I think not many that is."
Are you related to yoda?
"No"
Do you like Sardon?
"I hate Sardon"
Why?
"He enslaved our species, hence why we are all in hiding!"
Did you know of the treasure admins put in the caves?
"Lol i took it all, the stuff there now are all replicas, can't believe the graalians believed it haha! They believe they are wearing dinosaur bones on their heads! Or trilobites as pets, what a bunch of dumbos."
The rest of the interview never took place, as the interviewer killed the gnome as he was talking bad things about graalians.
Actually, i couldn't be bothered to write anymore, but everyone will believe the first reason.