How to be your average sparrer or pker

This thread was not made with gramurz
this is my list on how to be one of em
(Note this is for jokes no need to rage we are not targeting you because if you were one of the people im trying to describe you would have put me on the ignore list long ago .)

1. wear black
This is a must, you must not wear anything else everyday is a funneral of your hopes and dreams

2. Put an inside joke in your status
You must put bad jokes about specific players that the majority of graalians do not know of.

3.You must be named after something in the sky, a color or an element.

4. say you started in 2009 like every other player

5. always list who you killed at 10k or 20k because uh it matters

6. only log in to raise your stats, if you spar boost , if you pk spam that sword button in the middle of a narrow hallway

7. talk about other graalians and talk about sending **** to them
That must be the main topic in any conversation you will have with another player.

8. have every application for communication and chat about stuff you have never done.(like have a girlfriend)

9. be a hipocrit and insert something you don't do
For example if you are a sparrer insert something about how its just a game even though you rage everytime you lose and you have probaly replaced your phone 20 times since you started playing graal(or your pc monitor).

10. if you are going to afk you only afk in the battle arena
No other tile is worthy of the audience of a player as yourself because you have acomplished a lot in your life such as spending 1000 hours in front of your mobile device or pc spamming the sword button

You deserve a nobel prize for that