Oh ya, iClassic never has events because for the last week I was definitely imagining all those rounds of Juggernaut, hide and seek Matt/iPanda did.
Anyway iClassic doesn't need more events that'd cause like Virus said spaaaaammmm. And as for ****ty staff, players have complained about this for ages but the vast majority of the complaints seem to be really dumb with reasons such as:
"I w-was playing da hyde n seak... a-and da da admin n-no gimmie da hat even do I-I gotted der 49th...."
Or
"ADMIN NO BAN DA NOOB FOR TAKING GRALAT MONEY AFTER I SPAM ****ING **** OUTTA HIM!!! FIRE HIM!!! HE NO CARE ABOUT PLAYERS!!!"