How to get attention from players:
Step 1 : Make your status professional and say that you're staff
Step 2 : Go afk somewhere around the map and say "working on levels for this server"
Step 3 : Expect to receive a huge amount of pm's from players telling you their personal info, spamming you, swearing, begging to be admin, etc.
Step 4 : Get jailed for pretending to be a staff