Haha.
Another one I just remembered.
Scamming in real life.
"Hey dude. I gave you 500 freaking shells! Do you KNOW how long it took me to find those on the beach?! Like 2 days. Now give me those bombs shaped like hearts that heal people. I don't care if they don't make sense. Give them to me or i'mma report you to the court!"
*court is closest thing I could find to staff, haha*