I deliver letters to support my donut addiction.

We kill and kill and kill... Where are the cops? There are barely a handful in Era! Copland is almost completely vacant! The existing ones are like "We're guarding a house right now... Can't enforce the law..." What? There are no cops in Dippin Donuts!?

There's a public pool, but no obvious way to get in. For some reason we have to float there... From an island... Quite a distance away...

Everyone is a clone when they start playing. Then they get plastic surgery and customization packs. I call the name "Player!"

Fort Knox is a shop, not a vault...

Apparently there is a man who buys Crab Shells... Are you telling me he lives off one of the slowest items to collect in the game? I'm surprised he even owns a shop. He should pitch a tent outside the Shell Shop...