-Poptarts: brown sugar cinnamon or gtfo
-Little Debbies: oatmeal cream pies; fudge rounds; Nutty Bars
-forget what it's called, but Target has a generic brand that makes good snack food: peanut butter filled pretzel balls; frosted animal crackers
-Doritos: nacho cheese; cool ranch; but All-Nighter Hamburger flavor was the best.

I live off of carbs.