I know its not related to the current string of suggestions about tower stuff... but...
Would it be plausible to make the flavor text of the loot items display if you had zero of the loot item in your inventory? So like, if you sell all your loot to elster, lets say, and have NO loot... then the first one of every kind that you pick up would display the text?
I liked the jokes, tbh, and would like to read them again without putting them in display cases.