A stupid guide to making it look like you know what you're doing when in reality you're just following some ****ty internet guide:
step 1: Go to start, all programs, accessories, command prompt. Repeat to open a second one.
Step 2. Resize both windows to cover the entire screen.
Step 3. Type color 2 on both
Step 4.On first one, type ipconfig /all
Step 5. Type netstat
You now look like a computer expert when in actuality you aren't doing anything at all. Both those functions just display info. The funniest thing is that netstat will continue to show new data, so it looks like you're in the progress of "hacking" something.