This is a good one. I found this in my notebook.

There was this little boy who enjoyed walking down the street. He doesn't walk on the right or left, he walks down the middle. As he walks the cars drive by him yelling at him to move. But finally, a man was fed up with it and he didn't move. He drove into the boy. Guts flew, blood splattered. Everyone saw. The man went to jail for that, but the boy seeked revenge. The boy's soul went to the prison where the man was at. He made the man's life a living hell. He ruined his food, made people jab him, and worse, he tried to kill him every night by suffocation. The man was fed up with this too. So he attempted suicide. As the man died, the boy took over his body. He loosened the rope and walked out of the jail cell and escaped. He still roams these roads to this day. Taking over every single person who attempts to kill him. Keep your eyes on the road kids.. Eyes on the road..