Normal 5hift: *taser in back pocket* Ohai there fine citizen. You seem to have trespassed onto my property. Please vacate the premises or I'll be forced to deploy violent tactics.

Redneck 5hift: *double barreled shotgun in hand* HEY GET OFF MA LAWN YOU GOOD FOR NOTHIN' FREELOADERS! DON'T MAKE ME UNLOAD BOTH BARRELS INTO YO FACES!

Fig. 1 or 2?