Asuna becomes damsel in distress, trapped in a cage and helpless. Kirito goes on an adventure, meets nice girl, girl falls in love with him - oh **** - that's his sister. Incestual complications ensue, they overcome it after like 8 episodes of "daisuki onee-chan~". Asuna tentacle scene, she drops a hotel key card from 30,000 feet cruising altitude and Kirito uses it to save her. But wait - there's more! The Xor of ALfheim tells Kirito to 1v1 him swords with irl pain, sexually harasses Asuna with BDSM elements in front of Kirito and then Kirito's Kayaba powers awaken and he smacks Xor 1v1. Then Xor looks for revenge irl, gets killed 1v1 again by Kirito irl. Asuna is saved, she can gtfo of NerveGear, they sleep together in real irl and they go out in real irl. Aincrad is recreated and Asuna's hair turns blue. The end.