My parents are too materialistic
My siblings are too clumsy and wrong.
My friends are just some selfish pricks,
that want to hit a bong.
My teachers are too self-richeous,
The principle, head of them all,
The police are just enforcing piss,
and the politicians like to stall.
The teenagers are dangerous drivers,
who party all night long.
The adults are all nerdy wheezers,
and asians are great at ping-pong.
Geeks play too much video games,
Jocks hurt all the girls.
The girls who have the prettiest names,
and with the natural curls.
Freshmen are all immature runts,
Seniors look too old.
Sophomores have a learning curve,
Juniors are the bold.
Religion is too overwhelming,
atheism, too cold.
Agnosticism is too complicated,
All of this is too old.
Musicians are too confident,
Actors are all too fake.
Artists are all confusing,
and a writers job is a piece of cake.
Girlfriends are too demanding,
boyfriends are too dumb.
Mary won't be reprimanding,
and Lucy will make you numb.
Democrats are too forgiving,
and republicans are too strict
Presidents are too persuading,
and his cabinet needs to be kicked.
Facebook is too demanding,
myspace is but a joke.
Twitter is for celebrity freaks,
and Tumblr, like a girl's dose of coke.
People are too misunderstood,
This is just but my 'two cents,
People will always judge too much,
based off their own ignorance.
~Blissful ignorance
Please criticize as much as you can. Thank you. Or any ideas to add to my poem would be great too .