I got an idea
How about, you make a section of classic thats all poor and stuff, and then a rich, poor, and midd class side. Then have them pointing nuke shots at eachother. The rich side be all like OMFG COMMUNIST! ANYONE WHO WEARS RED IS A COMMI! And then the poor dudes be all like, wtf, is that more than 5,000 graalets you have there and a custom body and head? YOU CAPITALIST PIG YOU ARE UNDER ARREST, gets thrown out the window having the default head and naked. All beaten up, then a horse comes along and runs you over.
I call it, the Classic Read Scare