Posted by rorriM

Ok guys I was deeply inspired by this brilliant poster, and decided it was time for an improved version of this beloved idea.
A Dictator Christmas
"Its fun for the whole family!"

-All graalians are required to purchase 3 gifts, costing at least 20k each.
-Graalians who do not pay the 60k are immediately executed by lethal injection
-All of the gifts go to president rorriM
-You guys don't get sh*t
-upon receiving the gifts, there will be a large party, paid for by the generous tax contributions of graal
-only me and trakan and md can go to the party though(and novo and zerith I guess)
-The party will cost 900k gralats, but we got tax money so it's all good
- The party will be followed by a lovely execution ceremony, where all of our enemies will be burned alive
-I will then hire some highly (lol sarcasm) trained scientists
-we will take a trash bin and an old pizza box, and make a nuclear missle
-we will then proceed to threaten America, and then we will throw our bomb over the border
-it's gonna be great

This year's dictator Christmas will most likely be followed by mass riots, but fortunately we do not have any civil rights laws, and the subsequent mass murder of all the protesters shall go unheard of.

I hope you like this beautiful idea as much as I do.

Merry Christmas

ho ho ho mother-******s