We should team up. Classic receives a lot of terrible feedback that could be visualized pretty humorously.
"Babies are lagging up are server and they wanna be "adopted" please do something about this"
"Um, how do I unlock gralats? I locked mine and can't unlock"
"You've gone TOO FAR you people dont respect Hylians you people SHOULD LIKE THEM STOP DELETING HEADS AND BODY'S DONT YOU SEE THERES ALOT OF PEOPLE WHO ARE SAD AND ALL YOU PEOPLE DO IS MAKE THEM MAD?! THATS NOT FAIR YOU HAVE NO HEARTS..):,( just leave me and my friends alone..I don't care if I'm banned from you jerks..."
"Add life insurance so if i kill my spouse i get gralats"
"If u look like a bug u want will they apper more i really want a butterfly?!"
"Pay me 270000 gralats I got hacked or I'll sew u"
ETC.