Posted by Nabu Lapse

Here let me translate that for you.

Hello my fellow Graalians quite a fine day we're having. Today I was feeling very rambunctious so I decided I was going to buy 2,000 shovels! I hopped in my car and made a made a quick dash to the shell shop only stopping a few times for gas and saying hello to a few friends. Upon arrival to the shell shop I went and purchased my 2000 shovels. I checked my bottomless backpack for my shovels only to find I had received 47 shovels! Why I had been robbed blind, all of my hard earned money is gone! May someone please do the honors of restoring my cash to it's rightful place or help me fetch those 2000 shovels I should have received? Thank you and goodbye.