I believe in Cupcakeism: A giant baker was given a job to make the best bakery items ever. He decided to make the perfect cupcake. He started off with dough (gravity) and added cherries (red giants) and nuts (all the other stars). Then he thought he could add some sprinkles (asteroids). He stirred all this together and has been stirring it to this day. One day, he accidently spilled his cake pops and blueberries into the mix while stirring. Plus he poured milk into a part of the stirring by mistake (Milky Way) One blueberry had bacteria on it (Earth). And that is how everything was created.