I have reliable sources that tell me the world won't end for another four billion nine hundred ninety-nine million nine hundred ninety-seven thousand nine hundred eighty-eight years.
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Your source is an insane guy who wields a screwdriver and dies a lot. My source is an ancient civilization who sometimes sacrificed people by shoving branches studded with thorns and stingray stingers down the throats of victims. Let's just say they're both right rather than argue over which is crazier