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Froggy Krueger · 12-08-2012

So as we all know the world will end soon, but that doesn't mean we have to screw up the environment! For a low price of $4999.99, my team and I will visit your home post-destruction, and turn off gas and other dangerous materials/implements. Pets can also be cared for. We are working for a better, brave new world, and can help you leave a low-impact effect on the Earth when you get hit by that meteorite or whatever. Don't ask why we need money when the world is ending, just send it. Be a good person. Please don't delete this thread for advertising.

-Apocolypse Program for a More Better Earth

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Froggy Krueger a necessary evil Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Upon the marge of Lake Lebarge Posts: 1,458	End-of-the-World Service Program - LOW PRICES So as we all know the world will end soon, but that doesn't mean we have to screw up the environment! For a low price of $4999.99, my team and I will visit your home post-destruction, and turn off gas and other dangerous materials/implements. Pets can also be cared for. We are working for a better, brave new world, and can help you leave a low-impact effect on the Earth when you get hit by that meteorite or whatever. Don't ask why we need money when the world is ending, just send it. Be a good person. Please don't delete this thread for advertising. -Apocolypse Program for a More Better Earth