counting fail

22. in your guild news, post guild requirements such as "must have lantern" "must have 50BKs" "must have 62721PKz or more to join" "only recruiting 2-1 spar ratios" when not even half your guild meets your requirements.

23. at 900hrs, tell noobs they can still "earn" your $up3r-K00l-4n13U-pR0 hat if they join. easy recruiting. but when you distribute your $up3r-k00l-4n13U-pR0 hat, only give it to your friends who didnt help at all