16. Instead of saying hello to your guild or messaging just to be social like a regular person, spam "." every 5 seconds on guild chat to see who's on. If there is a number lower than 10, start raging and call everyone a lazy AFKer or useless member. Yes, even little Ringo the kid with 2 hours who follows your guild tower to tower and always spams you for a tag.
17. If your guild is unable to retrieve a tower just lost, immediately type: "WTF NOOBS! UR SO USELESS I TOLD U 2 GET IT BACK #%*! #^*%#!!!!!! E=MC2!!!!!¡$&@8^*#^! STOP AFKING AND GET ANOTHER ONE!" in the guild chat.