11. make a $uper-k00l hat and post it as guild pic before you even have 100hours. People will rush in like "my hat brings all the noobs to the yard" and youll never run low on recruits. the world runs on money; graal runs on hats. TRUE STORY
12. Feel free to switch tags and spam another tower guild's chat while your member are holding your tower. All the pr0 guild leaders do this.
13. if there are too many afks, scream "WAKE UP!!!!" (as if that helps); if there are too many noobs upstairs, scream "DOWN!!!!!!"; if an attacker gets into flagroom, scream "FLAG!!!!!!"; if theres too much spam, scream "STFU!!!!!"; if your members lose your tower while you are doing #12 above, scream "GET IT BACK!!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!!!!!!"