In the 8th grade my friend dared me to right a note to this really ugly chick asking for her phone number. I slipped the note to her desk and sat down, all my friends are trying not to crack up. Anyways she comes over to my desk and slips the note back to me, I open it and it says " Nice try funny guy, This will probably be the only time you will get a girls attention all year

". All my friends in class start bursting out with laughter. I have to admit it was a burn on my part but totally worth it.