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*elderly voice* You damn kids have it so easy nowadays! Back in my day, we had none of them fancy schmancy railroads or horses. We had to walk everywhere we went!
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*Strokes own beard* Back in our days, people were still nice and all you could buy from shops were bombs and arrows. We refer to these days as the 'golden age'.
I still remember how 10k+ kills used to be a huge amount in other peoples eyes, I miss it how I got looked up to.
Now it's all gone. All that is left from those days is diarrhea. Wet, smelly diarrhea.