Actually, I changed my mind.

I hope you never stop playing events and hoarding event coins, wanna know why?

Because the majority of decent people (like myself ;) will eventually get on with their lives. Unlike you, I can see a bright future with you living on the streets next to McDonalds, it suits you well. You have an iDevice, WiFi and most importantly, yourself! What could possibly go wrong? Apart from, I don't know, needing help from somebody who doesn't give a sh*t?

Dude I'm warning you now. Something's gonna bite you in the ass and it isn't just snk's gaypride