Contest: MattKan Jingle
 

Hello! I am going to host my own challenge! Your goal is to create a MattKan jingle. You can be as nice, mean, vulgar, etc. as long as it complies with the forum rules. The winner will receive public shaming. Good luck! (Note: You only have to post the lyrics.)

MattKan's got a gun. MattKans's got a gun.
Run while you can, because he uses public shaming as his fun.
Swift like bullets, cold as steal, words that beat to his own drum.

Get on his bad side, in the darkness he will pounce,
silver bullets of iniquity, full of hate by the ounce.

If public shaming shalt not work, server barbarity will reveal.
So run while you can, run and hide, or one day, you, his next meal.
I win. Shame me instead of them! Only for them will I deal.

Mattkan he's a cat, man!
Mattkan the kattman
Mattkan, he's a cat, man!

MattKan;
Once he bought a Son,
And once washed his thumb.
MattKan;
Sometimes he will come,
Come over to the Sun
MattKan;
oh yes that old Cat
Dotty as a Bat
Once he bought a Son
And once washed his thumb.

I basically just wrote whatever rhymed.

He's MattKan
He's going a big Matt's face.
He's got the body of a Matt
And the face of a Matt
And he flies through the air
'Cause he's got a Matt face
He's MattKan.

What did I just type?

LOLOLOL you actualy made me laugh in real life.

Matt Kan, Matt Kan,
he is so fast so he ran!
Matt Kan, Matt Kan,
His brothers name is Dan
Matt Kan, Matt Kan,
He fried eggs in a pan
Matt Kan, Matt Kan,
everyone knows he can!

Living For Diamonds in a Light Blue Minecart
*** - In the style of The Beatles
by p
Oh yeah, I'll tell you something,
I think you'll understand.
When I'll say that something,
I want to hold your picaxe,
I want to hold your picaxe,
I want to hold your picaxe.

Oh please, say to me,
You'll let me mine all night long.
And please, say to me,
You'll let me kill all the mobs .
Now let me hold your picaxe,
I want to hold your picaxe.

Imagine there's no creepers.
It's easy if you try.
No spiders in minecraft,
Above us only graalians.
Imagine all the people,
Living for diamonds...

You may say I'm a god,
But I'm not the only one.
I hope someday you'll join us,
And the world will become over-run with creepers.

All you need is a diamond sword.
All you need is a diamond sword.
All you need is a diamond sword, a diamond sword.
A diamond sword is all you need.

Oh yeah!

(written in a online creator)
(written in mattkans point of view)

bu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu bu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu MattKan!!!
bu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu bu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu MattKan!!!
MattKan!!! MattKan!!! MattKan!!!

(song in the form of batman theme song :D)

Matt Kan do this...
Matt Kan do that...
Matt Kan do whatever he wants... And doesn't f**king care..
Matt Kan go shopping..
Matt Kan go nap..
Cause Matt Kan accept gang fights... So don't even f**king dare..
(I was bored)

This got really stupid, really fast.

hahaha, a little beat to go with the jingle....

Viruses!

That got put into my iTunes library

That got put into my iTunes library http://i46.tinypic.com/nyu5c8.jpg