First thing you say when you wake up
 

mine is the either **** or why Lord why

**** I've got school.

"Five more minutes, mom."

Time to do that homework...

Yaaaaawwwwwwwnnnnnnnn

Where the **** am I?

Nothing. Why the hell would I need to say anything?

How many laws did I break last night, officer?

Mother , fetch me my trousers.

Looking at the clock - seeing that it's early enough - waking up 15 mins later - realizing that it's too late - **** - getting ready for school but still keeping in mind that it's finally the last year.

Slight moaning :rolleyes:

I don't talk to myself when I wake up, but I'd my parents are trying to get me up for school I groan until they go away.

Sigh as I make my way to the bathroom.

I say stuff in my head, most of the time it's "****..." or "****, I forgot that stupid assignment..."

OH *** IM LATE WTFWTFWTFWTFWTFWYFEGKWEHF;wkljfwlkvgfevrefwefv