Jokes
 

Tell me your favourite jokes!

You.

Thats the joke

You seriously crack me up.

lol

we allowed race jokes?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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.... eeeehhhhhhh....



Because seven... eight... nine!

LOL^

Why diden't the chicken cross the road?

It had an arrow to the knee.

How do you fit 50 babies into a bowl?


How do you get them out again?

So, a man walked into a bar
"OUCH!!!" he said.

Crude humor: Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a truck

What do you get when you put a landshark with a landshark?

A man and a woman are on a ship and they are given the same room, the man sleeps in the lower bunk and the woman sleeps In the higher bunk, the woman says to him "I'm cold, could you pass me up one of your blankets?"

The man says "hey now, we are the only ones I this cabin, how about for tonight we pretend we are married?"

The woman giggles and says "okay"

The man then shouts, "good, now get your own damn blanket!"

A dumb girl owns a rabbit, but it dies unfortunately, she then goes to the store and buys some conditioner and spray, only to return a hour later and scream at the clerk

" YOU LIARS! ON THE BACK OF THE BOTTLE IT SAID IT WOULD GIVE DRY DEAD HARES LIFE AGAIN!!"