[Survey] Do you have no life because of Graal?
 

This is a survey that is 100% scientifically accurate to tell whether you have no life because of playing Graal.
My questions are mostly related to Classic iPhone because its the only server I've played extensively (yeah I'm an iphonenewfag) and my questions are derived from my experiences on this server.


*note* this is mostly just for fun and laughs but you might actually find that you have no life.
*note to mod* if you find some of my questions are inappropriate just remove the question not the entire thread pl0x


Just copy n paste the questions and "X" the box to answer the question affirmatively.

irl=in real life
answer truthfully! you're only lying to yourself if you lie to the survey

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[]Do you have more friends in Graal than irl?
[]Are you popular or known in Graal but irl you're actually a loser and nobody likes you?
[]Have you spent more time at towers than at school?
[]Have you ever "adopted" a baby in Graal?
[]Have you ever had any form of sexual activity in Graal?
[]Do you spend more time sparring in Graal than working out irl?
[]Do you have more ex-girlfriend's in Graal than real life?
[]Do you spend more time at your friends' guild house in Graal than your friends' houses irl?
[]Do you ask people to rate pictures of you through guild pics?
[]Do you live out your homosexual fantasies in Graal?
[]Do you have more money in Graal than actual real life currency?
[]Do you think you have swag, in Graal?
[]Do you make you're custom Graal heads look emo or Justin Beiber but irl you have a buzzcut or some lame haircut?
[]Did you buy a brand new iphone or ipod just so you're faster in Graal?
[]Do you play Graal just to listen to the music?
[]Do you go to Burger Refuge area and ask for nude pics?
[]Do you find pixels sexy?
[]Would you pay money to see admins making Graal pixel pron?
[]Do you think its insane that Azrael and NYN haven't released their irl sex tape yet?
[]Do you think admins are worth a damn?
[]Do you think its about time Stefan gets laid?
[]Do you try to be "kawaii desu" or act japanese in Graal but you're actually American living in Louisiana?
[]Are you over 20 years old?
[]Would you rather become an admin or have sex with the hottest chick at your school?
[]Do you spend more time trying to get higher stats than getting good grades at school?
[]Have you ever had a Graal girlfriend/boyfriend but found out they were really a dude/chick?
[]Did you ever make a sword or shield in shape of a donkey ***** but it was denied from uploading.
[]Do you spend more time playing Graal through facebook than actually talking to people on facebook?
[]Do you get on your school's wifi and play Graal in class?
[]Do you spend hours editing your status?
[]Do you have an orgasm every time new hats are released?
[]Do you actually have high expectations playing this game?
[]Do you think Graal is the best game of all time?
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If you answered affirmatively to 16 or more questions than you might be a no life because of Graal.
My advice if you have no life is to quickly delete the Graal app, go tell the hot chick at school you wanna get it in and hope she goes for it.
Go buy a bunch of OBEY shirts and listen to little wayne full blast and every girl will want to bang you. You will then be cured of your no-lifeness.

LMAO

Of course you put in in a quote so I can't see it when I try to quote your post to try to get the questions on forum runner. Looks like I'll need to wait till I get on pc I guess

Nah I have real friends, and i also play much much MUCH more games than graal :D

LOL

Also pretty sure telling a hot girl you want to get it in her will result in you getting hit, yelled at and/or in trouble for sexual harrassment

LOL.

This is the best one:

[]Would you rather become an admin or have s** with the hottest chick at your school?

I can think of so many people who would turn down the chick for that instead.

Agree bro, but I'd do the chick XD

I answered yes to 4 of these so im not a no life.:D:D

[x]Do you have more ex-boyfriends in Graal than real life? (only 1 ingame, but 0 irl because all the guys are jerks.. hehe)
[x]Do you spend more time at your friends' guild house in Graal than your friends' houses irl?
(doesnt everyone...)
[x]Do you make you're custom Graal heads look cute but irl you have a buzzcut or some lame haircut?
(^loltruestory)
[x]Do you think admins are worth a damn?
(Yeah I work for era, so....)
[x]Do you get on your school's wifi and play Graal in class?
(I did once)
[x]Do you actually have high expectations playing this game?
(cake)
6.
Because im a crazy girl.

oooohhh its raining.

I would choose admin than be hitting somebody thats probably a black hole down there

Considering your survey is almost completely about sexual stuff, you might want to change the title to "do you have a fetish for graal?"

2 cartoon care haters grabbing each other...hot **** right der

[X] Have you had sexual activity in Graal
(i raped an admin oh and L btw there both male)
[x] do you have more money in graal then real life?
(yeah i have $4.77 in real life)

Do you have more friends in Graal than irl? False. I have more friends (both Bayside HS and BramsonORT College) that talk to me than friends in graal

Are you popular or known in Graal but irl you're actually a loser and nobody likes you?
False. I am known in Graal but im also a good student in college. My Fellow classmates and parents do care for me

Have you spent more time at towers than at school?
False. I spend my time in towers rarely

Have you ever "adopted" a baby in Graal?
Used to but then i stopped and knock some conscious into my head

Have you ever had any form of sexual activity in Graal?
Not gonna lie but i used to... couple of times.. Same as before, knocked some conscious into my head. Did it rarely much back then when i felt bored.. But its all cleared up

Do you spend more time sparring in Graal than working out irl?
No. I rarely spend time sparring

Do you have more ex-girlfriend's in Graal than real life?
Not going to answer this question. I intend to keep this one personal

Do you spend more time at your friends' guild house in Graal than your friends' houses irl?
Nope. I only go to my guild house when im being chased by stalkers. I've been to a couple of my friend's houses in Bayside HS

Do you ask people to rate pictures of you through guild pics?
Hell No.

Do you live out your homosexual fantasies in Graal?
Hell No.

Do you have more money in Graal than actual real life currency?
Nope. Not even close

Do you think you have swag, in Graal?
Hell No.

Do you make you're custom Graal heads look emo or Justin Beiber but irl you have a buzzcut or some lame haircut?
Never uploaded a head

Did you buy a brand new iphone or ipod just so you're faster in Graal?
No. I got an iPhone because my old phone was so sh*tty

Do you play Graal just to listen to the music?
Nope. I just replace it with my own music

Do you go to Burger Refuge area and ask for nude pics?
Hell No.

Do you find pixels sexy?
Dear god... No.. Why would you ask any guy that question?

Would you pay money to see admins making Graal pixel pron?
I would pay money for them just to not make it at all

Do you think its insane that Azrael and NYN haven't released their irl sex tape yet?
I've seen worse.. (*Cough* NewyorkNicole *Cough*)

Do you think admins are worth a damn?
No. I treat them normally like any other user

Do you think its about time Stefan gets laid?
as long as it does not involves pixels, let him live free and wild

Do you try to be "kawaii desu" or act japanese in Graal but you're actually American living in Louisiana?
No. The only thing i use often thats japanese (romaji) is the name "Maikeru" meaning "Michael"

Are you over 20 years old?
18

Would you rather become an admin or have sex with the hottest chick at your school?
None. Don't wanna waste my time developing for a game when i could be making my own, and im already dating somebody so i wouldn't have sex with the hottest chick in my school

Do you spend more time trying to get higher stats than getting good grades at school?
No. I never boost my stats or afk. I play the game straight as is. 1380h exact gameplay time for about 2 years

Have you ever had a Graal girlfriend/boyfriend but found out they were really a dude/chick?
Never in my life

Did you ever make a sword or shield in shape of a donkey ***** but it was denied from uploading.
...No comment...

Do you spend more time playing Graal through facebook than actually talking to people on facebook?
I only play Graal through my iPhone/iPod

Do you get on your school's wifi and play Graal in class?
Sometimes yes, but only to see new updates or check my inbox

Do you spend hours editing your status?
No. Seconds

Do you have an orgasm every time new hats are released?
No... Because so far, all the new hats are recolors/events/weird looking hats... Seriously, the old Graal hats have more originality..

Do you actually have high expectations playing this game?
No.. Used to but not anymore..

Do you think Graal is the best game of all time?
Not really. It could have some potential but ill never call it the best game of all time. I actually play most of their other apps (Bomber, Dinosmash, Cocoto Kart, etc.) more than this game..

*These are all my honest answers