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Guys, please always be alert and watch people around you. Yesterday, when I was on a sidewalk making my way home, a man came to me and withdrew a scissor. I was panicked so I immediately responded him with a rock. Imagine if I was not alert, I might have accidentally answered him with a paper and lost the game.

I once had a pet fish but I think many of the policies offered by both the Republicans and Democrats aren't up to the standards we deserve which is why I decided to sleep because Adolf Hitler once gassed the Jews.

I would've just disconnected from the game.

who needs rocks when you got working legs and coordination for the crotch