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Are You A Pastafarian?
There's been a lot of recent talk about religion, and some people seem to be finding themselves fitting into different philosophies/religions that they didn't know existed before. I'm presenting another religion that some of you may very well fit into.
Read about this religion here: http://spaghettimonster.com Anyone interested in purchasing this T-shirt: Spoiler
Can purchase it here: Spoiler
This is also an interesting read: http://www.venganza.org/about/ |
My history teacher used to always talk about this.. I didn't think it was actually real 0.0
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Lol some kid at my school "converted" to pastafarian.
He wore a pasta strainer on his head and bought a signed document printed off the internet to present to school administration to allow him to wear the stupid ass strainer. He wore it around for a couple of months but stopped later on. He was obviously just trying to get attention with it but the inner philosophies of pastafarian ideas can be genuinely interesting aside from their obsession with a flying spaghetti monster deity. |
HEIL THE GIANT FLYING SPHAGETTI! (sounds like a religion made on 4chan)
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should i start flaming or give it some time?
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Our Pasta, who “Arghh” in heaven, Swallowed be thy shame. Thy Midgit come. Thy Sauce be yum, On top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread. And give us our cutlasses, As we swashbuckle, splice the main-brace and cuss. And lead us into temptation, But deliver us some Pizza. For thine are Meatballs, and the beer, and the strippers, for ever and ever. RAmen.
come here for many more FSM prayers, http://www.loose-canon.info/page53.htm |
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Holy Holy Pastaroni, A Meaty Pasta is Our God, By His Noodly Appendage, I Am The Braise of Life, What Sauce is This, and We Three Cheeses http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2016...76555c0e68.jpg
This is kinda ******ed Sent from my HTC 10 using Tapatalk |
no, **** is cringe
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Hail marinara
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