Noob Stories
 

Post wierd|funny things YOU did as a noob. I spent 10k on hamburgers for fun after weeks of farming. Still have some left.

When I first started the game I used to hide behind afk people using the rat morph, and make them say weird stuff in public chat.

We all did. Anyone who didnt never had a true noobhood.

Add everyone I ever talked to, meaning if I said hi and walked away I added you.

-Resisting urge to use time travel and murder you-

When I was a noob, I thought the darsine was a seasonal item during Halloween 2014 and I asked 4-lom if I should buy the geovore or the darsine,

i used to sell lemonade out of a high quality lemonade stand shield. If anyone has that file, i would absolutely love to upload and use it again.

Hugged a tree in graal city for maybe an entire year, so everytime I was online.
cringeeeeeeeeeeeee

I offered to teach iPanda the invincibility glitch if he taught me the walk on wall glitch.

I thought 4-lom was an Adnim.

I used to claim to people that turkeys drank milk.

I'l make a new one.

My noob story is when I sparred for the first time on my very very first account which has 100 hours max, and it's stats was 5 - 100, I also used to scam for honour points even do I don't use it, I also dressed myself as a girl at 400 hours to seduce men into giving me itunes and gralats.. And nudes.

I use to sell pet shields to babies. Oh what was i thinking smhhh

Around 5(!!!!! What even oh my god I am old) years ago I created a 'code shop' that cost 5 bombs to enter, however -plot twist!- I kicked the player out of the house after they did it. I got banned for it
I also did what Asaiki did, I got men to donate iTunes and gralats to me for RP, they gave it first, I blocked them after that lol. Needless to say, I was quite the con artist.
I uploaded a photo of me when guild photos weren't regulated and asked if I was hot or not.
sigh I'm cringing right now.

Literally the day I started Graal on iClassic which was abouuuuut... 5 years ago, I got married to some random chick who had a very similar player-model as I did.

Back then, I couldn't really tell but I think she was a lot younger than me at the time so that was pretty ****ing weird.

****ing FBI was probably keeping an eye on me this whole time.

And pretty much right after that happened, I quit iClassic and went straight to iEra to begin my cancerous journey through place.