I Cannot sleep tonight.
 

Title says it all. I can't sleep. I try to but somthing keeps me awake.

Run a nice warm bath and dunk your head in it for a good ten minutes, If you're lucky you will be sent to the afterlife :)

EDIT: Try some Chloroform too

Count sheeps!

Well using any sorts of technology only makes it worse

Take laxatives.

Put on a pair of headphones and listen to white noise on Youtube

Listen to ASMR videos on YouTube. They work like magic!

Guys I think he fell asleep

Shhhh we're giving him tips for the future

I set up thunderstorm sounds to help me sometimes

Check your closet for a spooky ghost.

milky white

Well, I slept, but I think I passed out due to drowsiness.

Masturbation will make you sleepy. Always works.

Smoking weed makes u sleep