Hi, I have to write 2 essays about 2 different essays on torture. They essay readings are about 3-4 pages long and are about torture.

The essay has to determine how/if the writer uses language effectively to convey the purpose of the piece.

There is about 4 different essays to chose from, my essay can only be about 1 essay. So if anyone is interested please lmk asap! They both are due tomorrow.

Length should be about 2 pages or less. 5 paragraphs, 1 intro, 3 body or 2 if long, and then a closing. Each paragraph should be about 5 sentences. Also using quotes to show how they use language.

I'm working on 1 of them but I'm going out to dinner all night for my sisters birthday so if anyone can help I'll love you forever.

I will also pay anyone if they want money. Just msg me a price range. I don't have paypal or anything like that but ill gladly give u iTunes or some form of a card that I can give you all the info for.

Or if you want a custom head, hat, etc or gralats in ol west or anything like that just lmk I can do that too. Idk y I wait til last minute D:

If you're happy with a D grade I'm your guy. :D

Literally anything is better than nothing. She lets us redo them for full credit but I just need at least an essay to turn in because my mom will whoop me if I don't turn it in on time lol

Sure. I'll do it for an iPhone 6s and 1 grand of Amazon money.

So it's an essay on an essay? I could try.

I can't tell if being srs or not...

Nanner dis is wot happens when ur too busy making a forum signature with a penguin wearing an afro looking out into the ocean over a cliff

I'd do it doe. $10 of any credit k :D

also wot grade? one time i did this for someone on the albion forums... didn't say he was in the eighth grade and i wrote it so well that his teacher knew he didn't do it... lel

Content wise you wrote a solid 3 paragraphs in this post, I think you can do a second 5 paragraph essay.

Yeah never mind guys. My friend is helping me with it. I'm doing the other one. But thanks for offering to help

An essay on torture?

Luckyyyy.

$20 and I'll have one you don't even need to edit later.

Its come to the point where you ask your pixel friends on the forums for some homework help. o boi.

wouldn't* even need... don't trust fulgore.

Legend says Aguzo spent all night researching to attempt to correct a passing comment.

If we're being technical here, that ellipses is not needed, and "Fulgore" is a proper noun, meaning it should be capitalized. Also you can't seem to form a complete sentence, indicating you may want to research for a while longer on grammar.

See why we shouldn't do this for passing comments?

F for fulgore

A for Aguzo

God damn it.