WELCOME TO GRAALBUSTERS!
We will start with 3 myths to kick off this season's first episode.
I am your Host Aguzo, and welcome to your favorite show
GraalBusters.
The three myths we have in store today,
Does your sword affect the way you spar?
Is Crab Chance rigged?
And, are baddies becoming self-aware?
The first myth.
Does your sword actually affect the way you spar?
For this, we head to the deep realms of the Battle Arena, and see how people are affected each time they change their sword.
Okay, you lost one match, because you were using a random sword.
You changed to uberfastsword, and you still lost.
You changed to no-sword, and you won. Does this mean that swords matter?
No, it's all psychological. So stop changing your sword after every match, same thing goes to your clothes colors, and hats.
Now onto the next one,
Is crab chance rigged?
For this myth, we move to Destiny where the gamblers and drunks are, the city full of sin, and where all the magic happens.
The crabs move in a way to overlap each other, when they do that the one you had your eye on looks like it was going the same direction, but it actually changed it's course while the overlap happened.
No, Good luck guessing
We will now take a short break, enjoy these commercials.
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So, Spar swords don't affect your skill,
and Crab Chance is not rigged.
BUT,... are baddies self-aware of your existence? Or do they just shoot arrows randomly?
The next myth is a little more complex, since we had to rush through Graal City's Forest.
Professor Doost Heizen, a colleague of mine discussed how the baddies have naturally evolved over time to create their own artificial intelligence. How do they know when to shoot the arrow to deduct 1 horse bush from you? They calculate D = RT, 5 tiles = 5 horse power/second.
Professor Doost Heizen devoloped the Neurobrain, which allow baddies to think, feel, and evolve, explaining their dead on accuracy.
Yes, baddies are self-aware. They see you, next time say hi.
That's it for this episode. Until next time, I'm your host Aguzo. Good night Graalians... even tho it's 4 pm.