What would you rather?
 

A game of what would you rather thread.

what would you rather.. Get a ridiculously easy question wrong on Who Wants to be a Millionaire or have a terrible audition on American idol?!

terrible audition on American Idol (where no talent lives)

would you rather live a life of poverty and go to heaven or live a life of luxury and go to hell?

um um um poverty (heaven would be better than luxury)

would you rather be kicked in the balls by the person with the strongest kick in the world or be punched twice in the nose by the person with the strongest punch in the world?

Punched in the nose, I could always get that fixed.

Would you rather be forced to sit in a bathtub full of worms and spiders for 60 seconds or be forced to eat 5 living slugs.

Pfft both who cares

Would you rather get eaten by a shark or eat a poisonous jelly fish and die

So you die either way...? jellyfish sounds fun.

Would you rather bathe in diarrhea or slide down a cheese grater naked?

Depends whether the jellyfish would lead to a slow and painful death, or a quick and painless death. I'll stick with the shark.

Would you rather eat a dog live, or kill the dog with your bare hands?

Sick, I know.

EDIT: Damnit Simons, why do you post faster than me >:0

I'd bathe in diarrhea. Don't want to bleed to death.

See above for would you rather

Wow i never sayed you die by getting eaten by this shark it just so happens this shark is a swag *** and had his teeth removed

id rather bath in diarrea 0: the grater sounds painful

would you rather live until 80 in poverty or live until 40 rich.

probably live until 40 rich

Would you rather be forced to watch 100 episodes of jersey shore and write a report on each episode, or go 1 year without internet?

Jersey shore, idk if i can last long without internet but i probably couldn't.

would you rather have to cut yourself with paper 10 times (give yourself a paper cut) or have 100 blood blisters spread around your body that are on the verge of popping

Cut myself, the other is just nasty.

Would you rather be forced to listen to nickelback for 24 hours straight without sleep, or have to watch Rebecca Black's "Friday" every day for a year.

Rebecca Black. Why? Headphones.

Would you rather be humiliated publicly or lose a good friend?

public humiliation of course

would you rather getting alive by ants or by beetles

beetles. Beetles are like the coolest bug ever.

Would you rather have to help SoN tower everyday for a year, or not play classic for two years.