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Spotzy Creedz 12-03-2013 06:17 PM

If a Bear and a Shark had a fight who would win?
 
A bear was on a hunt looking for a delicious fish, then this big giant **** pops up and it's a shark, then the bear is like "you wot m8" and the shark is like "fancy a shag" then the bear gets angry and so does the shark and then they start fighting. Who would win?

optimuswhat 12-03-2013 06:23 PM

Shark.

DUCKY 12-03-2013 06:24 PM

on land or in the water

optimuswhat 12-03-2013 06:27 PM

http://nedroid.com/imagesb/bearshark2.jpg

Tyler 12-03-2013 07:04 PM

Little Bear could take him any day.

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/...intertales.jpg

Infernus Lapse 12-03-2013 07:16 PM

Depends, are we talking in context of the movie "sharknado" or the freddiew movie "bear force one"?

Talon 12-03-2013 10:14 PM

SHARKNADOOOOOO

Crono 12-03-2013 10:18 PM

bear would win unless they're in deep water

5hift 12-03-2013 10:51 PM

Bears can swim AND move on land.

Sharks are restrained in deep water.

Besides...

They'd probably call it even eventually and then go out to eat at a IHOP.

Infernus Lapse 12-03-2013 11:11 PM

Quote:

Posted by 5hifter (Post 432715)
Bears can swim AND move on land.

Sharks are restrained in deep water.

Besides...

They'd probably call it even eventually and then go out to eat at a IHOP.

Then theyd get eaten by the IHOP and be forever cursed to be morbidly obese from living off of various pancake dishes.

*Rose 12-03-2013 11:18 PM

sharkiesha always wins.

Zazzi* 12-04-2013 12:24 AM

http://makeameme.org/media/created/BEAR-grylls.jpg

kenthefruit 12-04-2013 02:54 AM

Considering a Shark is a water animal, and a Bear is a land animal, neither would win due to the fact they can't fight to begin with.

Blueh 12-04-2013 03:04 AM

Manbearpig

GOAT 12-04-2013 03:45 AM

blueh's mom would own them both


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