Rap Battle Thread
 

Rules: 2 people rap battle
At the time period between their rap battle, noboby's interventions count but tips and smalltalk or whatever are allowed.
Gamemasters will choose 2 people (who volunteer to go)
no more than 50 words per round.
there will be 3 rounds, each person will have a chance to go 1 time per.
NOTHING EXTREMELY VULGAR PLEASE.
This is for fun not for the pleasure of hurting someone.
Take nothing personal
IF needed be overtime may be given.

ALRIGHT, SIGN UP PEEPS, DONT FORGET YOUR RAPPER NAME BROS

Ill do one with the name Smack ma bitch up (aka the best prodigy song)

I wanna I wanna. Me name is... Funky_Ramen... Cuz ramen is delicious

allriight hERE WE GO MODO'S, Ess the real time pimpy tink rhymes coming up ya'll TO my left esss FUNNNKKYYY___RAAMEENN from the PIMPING SWERVING NJ. On my RIGHT issss SMAAAAAACCCKK MAAA BITCHHH UPPPP FROM THE POPULAR HOTSPOT YO THAT HOUSE ON FLOOR. Les GO. Round one starts now

Funky Ramen goes first yall

huh? I dont know what this is but im signing up. my name's M.C. TWIZZLER!!! (the caps, and exclamation at the end are both part of the name)

my story:
i live on 8 mile, detroit, michigan. I worked at a bumper factory making the little bucks. I like to freestyle rap in small clubs or competitions for fun. Slowly, I made my way to the top by practicing and taking negative feedback as motivation. Infinite was my first recorded song that helped me get through the first step to fame and I ended up here, and either I win.. or I lose...

Rap:
Sometimes I eat Chinese food at night.

Rap:
I love pasta sauce... YUM.

UH UH YOURE WHACK YOU WERE BORN IN THE BACK OF A CRACK SHACK YOURE A MISTAKE YOURE WHITER THEN A FROSTED FLAKE.

The frog and the hog sat on a log
The hog was fat. The frog was flat,
after the hog sat on the frog.
Dig it.

my turn.. aight give it up for.. M.C. TWIZZLER!!!
koolaid, you rap worst than lil wayne eating band aids
Maybe you should take that ugly mask off, its past halloween
oh wait, thats your face, and right now, you're probably higher than charlie sheen
Put your mic back in your purse and hit the deck as I spit a spectacular verse
When I rap I hear applause, when you rap you suck as bad as wayne and nicki minaj
yo im out.

I like koolaid's... am I high?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...1195650AAYYQIu nice man

anyhoo
youre a ****ing joke youre gonna need some hope and im watching your mom 69ing the pope. ill ****ing knock you out with bruce lee kicks, quit watching gay movies like chick flicks, *** youre so poor you cant afford a condom you have to use a plastic bag