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V. 10-09-2012 09:31 PM

Chat-up lines
 
Let's hear em'. Just for fun, though.

"How'd you like your eggs? Scrambled, poached or fertilised?"

eric 10-09-2012 09:59 PM

Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.

Clown 10-09-2012 10:13 PM

Do you like whatsits?

Do you work at subway? Because every time I see you, I get a footlong.

I like every bone in your body, especially mine.

eric 10-09-2012 10:14 PM

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
I have a pen, you have a phone number… think of the possibilities
There must be something wrong with my eyes; I can't take them off you
I lost my phone number can I have yours?
I'm feeling a little off today. Would you mind turning me on?
If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together
Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Are your legs tired? because you have been running through my mind all day
Are you doing anything tonight, because I sure hope it is me!
Do you eat lucky charms? Because you look magically delicious
Are you a parking ticket, because you have got fine written all over you!
If I had a cloud for every time I have wanted you, I would be in heaven.
If you were a burger at McDonalds Id call you McBeautiful
Oh, are your lips sore? Here, let me kiss them better
I've been trying to talk to you for ages. No, I still can't do it.
Are we related? Do you want to be?
I won't unlock these handcuffs until you agree to go out with me.
What is a fine-looking woman like you doing with a guy like that?
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
Youre hot, Im cool. Lets get together and even things out.
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, becuase every time I see you, you turn me on!
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
You look really hot! You must be the reason for global warming.
You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night!
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
You're so hot that when I look at you I get a tan.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Is there a rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for...
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
There's a woman like you in my dreams every night.
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
When God made you, he was showing off.

Maxy 10-09-2012 10:15 PM

hey did you fall from heaven? because your face is ****ed up

eric 10-09-2012 10:15 PM

BWHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHA

Engel 10-09-2012 10:47 PM

Say "hey" and then just shake your head so you have your hair wave in a sexy way :o
That's the key to all girls! :o

eric 10-09-2012 11:04 PM

True dat

Sup3rn00b 10-10-2012 12:01 AM

Quote:

Posted by eric (Post 211084)
Spoiler
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
I have a pen, you have a phone number… think of the possibilities
There must be something wrong with my eyes; I can't take them off you
I lost my phone number can I have yours?
I'm feeling a little off today. Would you mind turning me on?
If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together
Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Are your legs tired? because you have been running through my mind all day
Are you doing anything tonight, because I sure hope it is me!
Do you eat lucky charms? Because you look magically delicious
Are you a parking ticket, because you have got fine written all over you!
If I had a cloud for every time I have wanted you, I would be in heaven.
If you were a burger at McDonalds Id call you McBeautiful
Oh, are your lips sore? Here, let me kiss them better
I've been trying to talk to you for ages. No, I still can't do it.
Are we related? Do you want to be?
I won't unlock these handcuffs until you agree to go out with me.
What is a fine-looking woman like you doing with a guy like that?
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.
I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
Youre hot, Im cool. Lets get together and even things out.
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, becuase every time I see you, you turn me on!
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
You look really hot! You must be the reason for global warming.
You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!
Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night!
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
You're so hot that when I look at you I get a tan.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Is there a rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for...
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
There's a woman like you in my dreams every night.
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
When God made you, he was showing off.

and this is why eric is single.
that and the fact that hes 13 :P

eric 10-10-2012 12:31 AM

Im not single irl, but im single on graal, <-3 CALL ME JESTER

Jester Lapse 10-10-2012 01:51 AM

Quote:

Posted by eric (Post 211141)
Im not single irl, but im single on graal, <-3 CALL ME JESTER

wut 0.0

eric 10-10-2012 01:55 AM

Can I use Your thighs as ear muffs?

Crono 10-18-2012 05:17 PM

nice shoes, wanna ****?

Engel 10-18-2012 06:34 PM

Quote:

Posted by Crono (Post 215993)
nice shoes, wanna ****?

Leave out the nice shoes

Crono 10-18-2012 06:50 PM

Quote:

Posted by Engel (Post 216009)
Leave out the nice shoes

nice shoes


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